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12. Why does this have to be Borowitz??

Mon Nov 3, 2025, 01:42 PM

Nov 3

In my fondest dream, it would've been breaking news on MSNBC.

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The shattered excitement of everyone reading that headline... hlthe2b Nov 3 #1

Actually Traildogbob Nov 3 #4

What makes you think they aren't? bluesbassman Nov 3 #8

Absolutely. My soaring heart fell to the floor. nt allegorical oracle Nov 3 #6

Absolute villainy, getting my hopes up like that. Queso Delicioso Nov 3 #11

LOL 🤣 Emile Nov 3 #2

shit. barbtries Nov 3 #3

I had a feeling that this was either The Onion or The Borowitz Report, MarineCombatEngineer Nov 3 #5

Missed it Mopar151 Nov 3 #7

Love this. yellow dahlia Nov 3 #9

Uh oh. Clarence gonna need a new superyacht. moondust Nov 3 #10

Why does this have to be Borowitz?? lastlib Nov 3 #12