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Orrex

(66,379 posts) Sun Nov 2, 2025, 08:15 AM Nov 2

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Ripped off his ugly Halloween mask, but he wasn't wearing one?

Held his breath in a tantrum over Daylight Saving, and an hour went by?

Stroked out in fury because Obama roasted him?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Nov 2 OP

Given a thermo nuclear wedgie by military generals. twodogsbarking Nov 2 #1

Bet the national debt on the Blu Jays to win the world series SocialDemocrat61 Nov 2 #2

Hit on the top of the head with a foul ball? QueerDuck Nov 2 #3

Massive heart attack during dream in which he ultimately suffers the same fate as Gatsby? SheltieLover Nov 2 #4

I'm sorry I wan't able to contribute today, but I've spent all morning adjusting for the end of daylight savings time: surfered Nov 2 #5

Maybe you can fast forward one to the eagerly anticipated happy event? SheltieLover Nov 2 #7

If only... surfered Nov 2 #11

Ikr? SheltieLover Nov 2 #26

Jokingly he says, Prairie_Seagull Nov 2 #13

LOL malaise Nov 2 #17

I wonder how many do like I sometimes have and just leave them as-is for a while... littlemissmartypants Nov 2 #21

One of my clock self corrected as its battery wore out. Of course it is on the wall and above this shorty's reach. efhmc Nov 2 #35

Not today, but no_hypocrisy Nov 2 #6

Yes surfered Nov 2 #9

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 2 #8

It's still early... SheltieLover Nov 2 #10

Not soon enough 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Nov 2 #12

Not biblically "soon," either... SheltieLover Nov 2 #27

Lets hope your fizzy wine does Prairie_Seagull Nov 2 #14

YES!!! niyad Nov 2 #19

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Nov 2 #32

No but malaise Nov 2 #15

This message was self-deleted by its author AllaN01Bear Nov 2 #18

War crime time surfered Nov 2 #31

i am waiting patiently. AllaN01Bear Nov 2 #16

Hal Sparks says he'll likely go by falling down the Air Force 1 stairs showing how strong and healthy he is LymphocyteLover Nov 2 #20

I'm praying for video. 58Sunliner Nov 2 #22

Maybe with an assist? surfered Nov 2 #30

LOL! Perhaps! LymphocyteLover Nov 2 #40

Nyet. 58Sunliner Nov 2 #23

I think Predatel and Izmennik are also Russian words ti describe traitors surfered Nov 2 #29

A digital rectal exam by Edward Scissorhands. twodogsbarking Nov 2 #24

Snort! surfered Nov 2 #28

Eaten alive by hungry Magas who lost their SNAP berniesandersmittens Nov 2 #25

Don't rule that out malaise Nov 2 #33

The Great Rump Roast of '25 berniesandersmittens Nov 2 #39

"Who's a 'lizard brain?" hlthe2b Nov 2 #34

Got in the way of a backhoe. Sneederbunk Nov 2 #36

Nope, not yet, damn, so hopeful, then so disappointed. republianmushroom Nov 2 #37

Winter is coming Blue Owl Nov 2 #38