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Buddyzbuddy

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25. Bodyman on the phone with the doctor,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Oct 27, 2025, 11:33 AM

Monday

"doc, I think he's gone. He's in bed, bloated and stinky. Oh, wait, he just farted."

The doctor "that's natural, the body releases gasses as part of the process."

Bodyman, "then you better get over here, doc.. Oh, nevermind, he just rolled over. Sorry doc, sigh it's another false alarm."

sorry, everybody, I started off trying to be funny and realized the scene was too real to be funny. It became more wishful thinking.
One day Orrex, one day.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Monday OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #1

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Monday #5

Keep it on ice until he is... SheltieLover Monday #22

Learned this today... homegirl Monday #27

Hopefully soon, they'll be keeping him on ice. surfered Monday #29

Soon... SheltieLover Monday #21

No but malaise Monday #2

So glad to see you this morning. How are you doing? niyad Monday #4

In good spirits - chatting with siblings, family and friends and ready for malaise Monday #7

hugggggs. Be as safe as you can, and check in when you can. We niyad Monday #9

Thanks malaise Monday #11

Glad you have kept your sense of humor surfered Monday #8

Yes indeed malaise Monday #15

He may show up with paper towels. llmart Monday #13

Bawaha surfered Monday #14

ROFL malaise Monday #16

Fuck no. Duncanpup Monday #3

Tiresome, isn't it? SheltieLover Monday #20

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Regected by philosphers path in Kyoto Japan Prairie_Seagull Monday #10

Sadly, no spinbaby Monday #12

Ate a tainted McDonalds hamberder Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Monday #17

Not yet, but there is plenty of time left today for a fortunate event SheltieLover Monday #18

"for a fortunate event.". electric_blue68 Tuesday #40

And now we're another day closer...it's 1:14 am here SheltieLover Tuesday #41

Ah, you're one Time Zone West of me. electric_blue68 Tuesday #42

... SheltieLover Tuesday #43

Nope, not last night, damn. republianmushroom Monday #19

Does walking dead count? Generic Other Monday #23

Today's meme CaptainTruth Monday #24

I've not seen it before surfered Monday #30

Bodyman on the phone with the doctor, Buddyzbuddy Monday #25

Your scene would play out very well visually. Orrex Monday #34

Thank you, Orrex. I'm waiting like a 10 yr. old boy waiting to enter Disneyland. Buddyzbuddy Monday #36

I read that his crew he admitted he had undergone a MRI recently. LonePirate Monday #26

Overexertion from too much Fisty Dancing Seinan Sensei Monday #28

A man with those moves doesn't need a ballroom. surfered Monday #31

Drifting supercharged asbestos dust wafts from the East Wing demolition into the Oval Orifice Wicked Blue Monday #32

No, he's not. ShazzieB Monday #33

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Team blood clot LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #37

When that man is dead and gone struggle4progress Tuesday #38

Wanders away from the Japanese Prime Minister and falls onto a hibachi Totally Tunsie Tuesday #39