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Martin Eden

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39. LOL - I have another scenario which I posted in this daily thread some months ago

Reply to ultralite001 (Reply #38)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 12:28 PM

Oct 22

Krasnov is posting on his phone while sitting on his golden throne depositing his last digested Happy Meal.

The phone slips from his tiny hands into the putrid slop.

He stands up, spins around, trips over the trousers arounds his cankles, hits his head on the toilet rim, then drowns in his own shit

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 22 OP

Bwaaaaaah😂😀 malaise Oct 22 #1

I'm grateful to have you, SheltieLover and niyad watching out for me! Orrex Oct 22 #3

My pleasure! SheltieLover Oct 22 #7

What SheltieLover said! niyad Oct 22 #20

We love you, Orrex. ❤️ littlemissmartypants Oct 22 #21

Aw shucks! Orrex Oct 22 #27

We sure do! SheltieLover Oct 22 #41

Empty head mistaken by demolition crew for something belonging to US taxpayers? SheltieLover Oct 22 #2

Executed by Lady Justice surfered Oct 22 #4

Good one! SheltieLover Oct 22 #8

That would make a great AI video! Martin Eden Oct 22 #25

No but malaise Oct 22 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 22 #6

Hold the vision SheltieLover Oct 22 #10

Someday this nightmare will end 🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🍾🍾 surfered Oct 22 #12

Soon... SheltieLover Oct 22 #16

As much as I enjoy these threads EYESORE 9001 Oct 22 #9

... SheltieLover Oct 22 #11

They might be replaced with, "Is he still dead?" Harker Oct 22 #18

Like Chevy Chase on primordial SNL Weekend Updates EYESORE 9001 Oct 22 #33

That's precisely what caused me to think along those lines. Harker Oct 22 #36

My admonition to those charged with interring those wretched remains, dear Harker, EYESORE 9001 Oct 22 #40

Yes, deep. Harker Oct 22 #42

Exactly what I thought; reading EYESORE's post #9! electric_blue68 Oct 23 #51

Overslept, could not be roused from bed Martin Eden Oct 22 #13

ROFL malaise Oct 22 #14

Hey now! Orrex Oct 22 #15

😆 Hahaha! littlemissmartypants Oct 22 #22

Now there's another AI video ultralite001 Oct 22 #38

LOL - I have another scenario which I posted in this daily thread some months ago Martin Eden Oct 22 #39

Priceless... ultralite001 Oct 22 #46

Karmic Justice Martin Eden Oct 22 #47

Wrecking ball dislodges chunk of East Wing Wicked Blue Oct 22 #17

Haha malaise Oct 22 #19

Crashed his shit jet after realizing he couldn't fly. It was a big beautiful crash. twodogsbarking Oct 22 #23

Nice! Orrex Oct 22 #24

Asphyxiated himself GopherGal Oct 22 #44

His ass gas could power a jet I bet. twodogsbarking Oct 22 #45

You almost owed me a keyboard. Prairie_Seagull Oct 22 #26

Lightning strike thinkingagain Oct 22 #28

Red lightning facilitating his malaise Oct 22 #35

Only thing that is incredibly amazing thinkingagain Oct 22 #49

Same here malaise Oct 22 #50

A patriotic secret service agent? QueerDuck Oct 22 #29

Rumor has it, very very soon! hlthe2b Oct 22 #30

Rod Serling sicks the earwig on Trump. twodogsbarking Oct 22 #31

Bit by rabid bat on Halloween Phentex Oct 22 #32

That poor bat! Orrex Oct 22 #43

Nope, not yesterday or last nigh, damn, republianmushroom Oct 22 #34

When, dammit??? 😡 😠 🤬 LetMyPeopleVote Oct 22 #37

Is hec dead yet? NO, DAMMIT! 😡 ShazzieB Oct 22 #48

Don't post this in certain Ohio counties, or they'll throw you out of the fair! Jack Valentino Oct 23 #52