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The Borowitz Report
George Soros Declares Bankruptcy After Paying No Kings Protesters
Oct 20, 2025
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/george-soros-declares-bankruptcy?r=1ro5ar&utm_medium=ios&triedRedirect=true
KATONAH, NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—George Soros has been forced to declare bankruptcy after paying over seven million people to attend the No Kings protests, the billionaire confirmed on Monday.
“When I agreed to pay everyone who showed up at these things, I had no idea so many people were going to accept my offer,” Soros admitted. “But a deal’s a deal.”
The legendary investor said that paying No Kings participants had required him to liquidate his most prized holdings, including .......
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