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GopherGal

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43. Would-be rescuers couldn't locate him

Mon Oct 20, 2025, 10:55 AM

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because they couldn't distinguish his orangish-brown foundation from the surrounding er, ordure-inance.

Flags will fly at half-mast across the country in memory of the 3 Secret Service scent-hounds who perished after being overwhelmed by his odor during a rescue attempt.

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