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1. As long as he keeps eating McDonalds he'll never die.

Fri Oct 17, 2025, 12:06 AM

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It fills all your organs with preservatives so bacteria and viruses cant survive.

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is he dead yet.? this is the night shift. [View all] AllaN01Bear Friday OP

As long as he keeps eating McDonalds he'll never die. Kablooie Friday #1

Speaking of night shift .., usonian Friday #2

I'm on a continual 24 hour death watch. BigmanPigman Friday #3