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20. Died of sepsis brought on by constipation.

Tue Oct 14, 2025, 11:17 AM

Oct 14

Several of his cabinet got their collective heads stuck up his up his rear after a competitive ass kissing session.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 14 OP

No but malaise Oct 14 #1

+1. Fucker will be 80 in a few months dalton99a Oct 14 #2

The greatest snood anyone has ever seen. Even the snood experts. twodogsbarking Oct 14 #14

Misunderstood Secret Service warnings about Molotov cocktails Tanuki Oct 14 #3

ROFL malaise Oct 14 #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 14 #5

No 'pagne, no gain! sop Oct 14 #6

Love the name surfered Oct 14 #11

Nicely played malaise Oct 14 #24

BWAH! TY! electric_blue68 Oct 14 #27

Soon... SheltieLover Oct 14 #7

🥂🍾🥂🍾😢🍾😢🍾🥂🍾 surfered Oct 14 #10

His wives should wear numbers on their shirts, to tell them apart. twodogsbarking Oct 14 #15

This message was self-deleted by its author surfered Oct 14 #12

"No King's Day Protest Reinforcements... We're ready!" hlthe2b Oct 14 #8

OMG, I LOVE THIS! ShazzieB Oct 14 #29

Not yet, but it's still early... SheltieLover Oct 14 #9

smell oldinmtdem92 Oct 14 #16

Lured into heavy traffic by a Nobel medal tied to a fishing line Blue Owl Oct 14 #17

ROFL malaise Oct 14 #26

SNORT! TY 🤔 It should be Dupont Circle electric_blue68 Oct 14 #28

Today's meme CaptainTruth Oct 14 #18

Damn, didn't happen last night, damn, (sigh) republianmushroom Oct 14 #19

Died of sepsis brought on by constipation. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 14 #20

Bwaaaaah! malaise Oct 14 #25

no. dang nabit. AllaN01Bear Oct 14 #21

Smacked upside his head with rolled-up Epstein files Wicked Blue Oct 14 #22

How does Wednesday work for everyone? LetMyPeopleVote Oct 14 #23

NO. NEIN, NON, NYET, NOPE. 😭 ShazzieB Oct 14 #30