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QueerDuck

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36. Hit on the head by an incoming golf ball?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Oct 13, 2025, 11:08 AM

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Smacked on his temple by a golf club that slipped out of someone's hands during a back-swing?

Disappeared in a quicksand trap?

Tripped and fell after stepping into the hole on the green?

Died of humiliation because he was too short (too small) to use the ball washer?

Attacked by geese (or a gator) that made their home in a water obstacle?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Monday OP

This would work for me 😀 malaise Monday #1

Like I've said before, he's brain dead. surfered Monday #3

No, but we're getting closer. Melania thinks so, too and has selected the perfect venue for his funeral. surfered Monday #2

Indeed, perfect venue! Propping him up in the drive-through window Tanuki Monday #22

While ordering a Bic Mac and fries. surfered Monday #43

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #4

Even Demented Don thinks that day is coming soon.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Monday #5

It does appear he realizes he will croak soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Monday #9

Oh, please... ShazzieB Monday #39

Hahaha! SheltieLover Monday #40

I hope that the fear wiill hasten the process. niyad Monday #15

Soon... SheltieLover Monday #8

My 3auld6phart Monday #35

No but he's spending millions for a photo op malaise Monday #6

It's been one, long, horrible reality shit-show. surfered Monday #10

Treated to a surprise by his buddy, bonesaw? SheltieLover Monday #7

You win the internet. Congratulations to your muses. And yes, drug resistant superbugs are on the rise and Trump... surfered Monday #11

Not a contest, my friend, but ty. SheltieLover Monday #13

Any or all malaise Monday #27

Any one of the great suggestions offered in Orrex's amazing threads SheltieLover Monday #33

The couch stampede is killing me! 🤣 ShazzieB Monday #42

Death would be too kind. multigraincracker Monday #12

And he would still be wasting oxygen on our dime. No thank you. niyad Monday #17

Death from Fecal Incontinence. Emile Monday #14

Canada says... CaptainTruth Monday #16

Snicker! niyad Monday #18

We developed a business plan a year ago for selling guided tours to the gravesite. Many want to make sure he's dead. surfered Monday #19

... SheltieLover Monday #23

He was... Wicked Blue Monday #20

Nope. Gimpyknee Monday #21

A minor imp of satan Marthe48 Monday #24

As a psychopath, he might enjoy it. littlemissmartypants Monday #30

And each little piece screams in physical torment Marthe48 Monday #32

Roger that, Marthe48. I hope you have a good day. 🌞❤️ littlemissmartypants Monday #34

"All of the above... this guy pisses me off!" hlthe2b Monday #25

Ass ended to heaven. It has open borders. twodogsbarking Monday #26

Some Day we will see a breaking news alert that we are waiting for LetMyPeopleVote Monday #28

That third option, though. littlemissmartypants Monday #29

Have we stopped throwing away elections yet? gulliver Monday #31

Hit on the head by an incoming golf ball? QueerDuck Monday #36

Not yet, damn, maybe today or tonight, hopefully. republianmushroom Monday #37

JUST DIE ALREADY YOU FUCKING FUCK Blue Owl Monday #38

I can't stand it, I just can't stand it. ShazzieB Monday #41