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surfered

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3. Like I've said before, he's brain dead.

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 13, 2025, 08:54 AM

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 13 OP

This would work for me 😀 malaise Oct 13 #1

Like I've said before, he's brain dead. surfered Oct 13 #3

No, but we're getting closer. Melania thinks so, too and has selected the perfect venue for his funeral. surfered Oct 13 #2

Indeed, perfect venue! Propping him up in the drive-through window Tanuki Oct 13 #22

While ordering a Bic Mac and fries. surfered Oct 13 #43

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 13 #4

Even Demented Don thinks that day is coming soon.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Oct 13 #5

It does appear he realizes he will croak soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Oct 13 #9

Oh, please... ShazzieB Oct 13 #39

Hahaha! SheltieLover Oct 13 #40

I hope that the fear wiill hasten the process. niyad Oct 13 #15

Soon... SheltieLover Oct 13 #8

My 3auld6phart Oct 13 #35

No but he's spending millions for a photo op malaise Oct 13 #6

It's been one, long, horrible reality shit-show. surfered Oct 13 #10

Treated to a surprise by his buddy, bonesaw? SheltieLover Oct 13 #7

You win the internet. Congratulations to your muses. And yes, drug resistant superbugs are on the rise and Trump... surfered Oct 13 #11

Not a contest, my friend, but ty. SheltieLover Oct 13 #13

Any or all malaise Oct 13 #27

Any one of the great suggestions offered in Orrex's amazing threads SheltieLover Oct 13 #33

The couch stampede is killing me! 🤣 ShazzieB Oct 13 #42

Death would be too kind. multigraincracker Oct 13 #12

And he would still be wasting oxygen on our dime. No thank you. niyad Oct 13 #17

Death from Fecal Incontinence. Emile Oct 13 #14

Canada says... CaptainTruth Oct 13 #16

Snicker! niyad Oct 13 #18

We developed a business plan a year ago for selling guided tours to the gravesite. Many want to make sure he's dead. surfered Oct 13 #19

... SheltieLover Oct 13 #23

He was... Wicked Blue Oct 13 #20

Nope. Gimpyknee Oct 13 #21

A minor imp of satan Marthe48 Oct 13 #24

As a psychopath, he might enjoy it. littlemissmartypants Oct 13 #30

And each little piece screams in physical torment Marthe48 Oct 13 #32

Roger that, Marthe48. I hope you have a good day. 🌞❤️ littlemissmartypants Oct 13 #34

"All of the above... this guy pisses me off!" hlthe2b Oct 13 #25

Ass ended to heaven. It has open borders. twodogsbarking Oct 13 #26

Some Day we will see a breaking news alert that we are waiting for LetMyPeopleVote Oct 13 #28

That third option, though. littlemissmartypants Oct 13 #29

Have we stopped throwing away elections yet? gulliver Oct 13 #31

Hit on the head by an incoming golf ball? QueerDuck Oct 13 #36

Not yet, damn, maybe today or tonight, hopefully. republianmushroom Oct 13 #37

JUST DIE ALREADY YOU FUCKING FUCK Blue Owl Oct 13 #38

I can't stand it, I just can't stand it. ShazzieB Oct 13 #41