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2. No, but we're getting closer. Melania thinks so, too and has selected the perfect venue for his funeral.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Oct 13, 2025, 08:53 AM

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Her tie is very appropriate. Live by the burger, die by the burger.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Monday OP

This would work for me 😀 malaise Monday #1

Like I've said before, he's brain dead. surfered Monday #3

No, but we're getting closer. Melania thinks so, too and has selected the perfect venue for his funeral. surfered Monday #2

Indeed, perfect venue! Propping him up in the drive-through window Tanuki Monday #22

While ordering a Bic Mac and fries. surfered Monday #43

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #4

Even Demented Don thinks that day is coming soon.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Monday #5

It does appear he realizes he will croak soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Monday #9

Oh, please... ShazzieB Monday #39

Hahaha! SheltieLover Monday #40

I hope that the fear wiill hasten the process. niyad Monday #15

Soon... SheltieLover Monday #8

My 3auld6phart Monday #35

No but he's spending millions for a photo op malaise Monday #6

It's been one, long, horrible reality shit-show. surfered Monday #10

Treated to a surprise by his buddy, bonesaw? SheltieLover Monday #7

You win the internet. Congratulations to your muses. And yes, drug resistant superbugs are on the rise and Trump... surfered Monday #11

Not a contest, my friend, but ty. SheltieLover Monday #13

Any or all malaise Monday #27

Any one of the great suggestions offered in Orrex's amazing threads SheltieLover Monday #33

The couch stampede is killing me! 🤣 ShazzieB Monday #42

Death would be too kind. multigraincracker Monday #12

And he would still be wasting oxygen on our dime. No thank you. niyad Monday #17

Death from Fecal Incontinence. Emile Monday #14

Canada says... CaptainTruth Monday #16

Snicker! niyad Monday #18

We developed a business plan a year ago for selling guided tours to the gravesite. Many want to make sure he's dead. surfered Monday #19

... SheltieLover Monday #23

He was... Wicked Blue Monday #20

Nope. Gimpyknee Monday #21

A minor imp of satan Marthe48 Monday #24

As a psychopath, he might enjoy it. littlemissmartypants Monday #30

And each little piece screams in physical torment Marthe48 Monday #32

Roger that, Marthe48. I hope you have a good day. 🌞❤️ littlemissmartypants Monday #34

"All of the above... this guy pisses me off!" hlthe2b Monday #25

Ass ended to heaven. It has open borders. twodogsbarking Monday #26

Some Day we will see a breaking news alert that we are waiting for LetMyPeopleVote Monday #28

That third option, though. littlemissmartypants Monday #29

Have we stopped throwing away elections yet? gulliver Monday #31

Hit on the head by an incoming golf ball? QueerDuck Monday #36

Not yet, damn, maybe today or tonight, hopefully. republianmushroom Monday #37

JUST DIE ALREADY YOU FUCKING FUCK Blue Owl Monday #38

I can't stand it, I just can't stand it. ShazzieB Monday #41