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Orrex

(66,177 posts) Thu Oct 9, 2025, 06:03 AM Thursday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Keeled over immediately after Walter Reed declared him the most perfect human specimen of all time?

Stabbed by pantograph while posing for dollar coin?

Stroked out to learn that it's actually the Nobel prize; he only wanted it because he thought it was the Noble prize?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Thursday OP

Withered away from sweatng over eps files impending release? SheltieLover Thursday #1

"No? You're killing me!" hlthe2b Thursday #2

Kristi Noem mistook him for a dog DeeDeeNY Thursday #3

Isn''t it unfortunate what some people do to themselves? gordianot Thursday #4

Was it the drooling... Chemical Bill Thursday #25

No but malaise Thursday #5

Bwaaaah😀 malaise Thursday #6

I had a feeling that you'd like that one Orrex Thursday #9

Barely literate best describes him malaise Thursday #10

Invertebrate? surfered Thursday #18

While I think the Nobel Committee tries hard to avoid the politics surrounding them, I'd bet they let the Norwegian hlthe2b Thursday #13

Good gawd, why is it taking so long? WestMichRad Thursday #7

Nope. Gimpyknee Thursday #8

Pssssst! malaise Thursday #20

No! Which begs the question... surfered Thursday #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Thursday #12

Another medical check up scheduled. We're getting closer 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Thursday #19

We can't wait to put ours on ice. I feel the day is coming. NNadir Thursday #27

Fell off the terlet and split open his head. Hundreds of dung beetles escaped. twodogsbarking Thursday #14

Nicely played malaise Thursday #16

39 degrees f here in centra pennsavanya with a frost warning for tonight. Stay well. twodogsbarking Thursday #21

However, his long awaited death will cause a dilemma. surfered Thursday #15

Blows his last gasket when Prairie_Seagull Thursday #17

Trump is scheduled to have a "routine yearly check-up" only five months after his last one. surfered Thursday #22

Heard that Greta Thunberg was under consideration for a Nobel Peace Prize and spontaneously combusted Blue Owl Thursday #23

Nope, damn, he missed a good opportunity last night. republianmushroom Thursday #24

Killed when the loose screws in his little brain are ripped through his skull during Walter Reed MRI? NNadir Thursday #26