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NNadir

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21. I asked my wife if we have any champagne around the house...

Reply to niyad (Reply #18)

Wed Oct 8, 2025, 09:15 AM

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...and she asked me why I wanted to know.

I told her we need to be prepared for the death of the orange pedophile in the White House.

My wife assured me we're prepared. She's into being prepared both for emergencies as well as celebrations.

On that happy day we'll raise a glass to you.

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