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Ping Tung

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2. With all the agility of a 1 legged centipede.

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Mon Sep 29, 2025, 01:07 PM

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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV [View all] tblue37 Sep 29 OP

Secretary of War.... rzemanfl Sep 29 #1

He is always trying to show off his physical strength and skill, but he doesn't really have any. tblue37 Sep 29 #14

Here's An Oldie But Goodie With Keghead Warbreath... MayReasonRule Sep 29 #27

LOL! tblue37 Sep 29 #35

Would've Been A Damn Shame If The Axe Had Done The Same Thing As The Skateboard... MayReasonRule Sep 29 #44

Calling Ed Ames. 3catwoman3 Sep 29 #60

I remember seeing the original broadcast version. Dixiegrrrl Sep 29 #63

Fucking idiot. louis-t Sep 29 #48

That suit makes him look like PeeWee Herman. tblue37 Sep 29 #37

no shit RussBLib Sep 29 #58

With all the agility of a 1 legged centipede. Ping Tung Sep 29 #2

At first I thought BaronChocula Sep 29 #33

Pussy-grabbing skateboard Baitball Blogger Sep 29 #3

LOL. I hope the skateboard enjoyed it. ananda Sep 29 #15

The skateboard had a gotcha moment. sheshe2 Sep 29 #38

What a putz. GoCubsGo Sep 29 #4

That's a real dork move! MineralMan Sep 29 #5

Hard at work. spanone Sep 29 #6

To be fair, it only had four wheels. Torchlight Sep 29 #7

This guy is in charge of the DOD. Initech Sep 29 #8

Haven't you heard? T💩p renamed it the Department of WAR. OMGWTF Sep 29 #45

The Republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief appointed mean-spirited losers Champp Sep 29 #9

You tube version (embedded, plays here) usonian Sep 29 #10

Great screen shot! tblue37 Sep 29 #23

I don't know how video uploaders frame the screenshot. usonian Sep 29 #29

YouTuber here. Wednesdays Sep 29 #68

Thanks! usonian Sep 29 #69

Priceless! greatauntoftriplets Sep 29 #11

You misspelled prickless. usonian Sep 29 #30

Obtuse ahole just doesn't take a hint. UTUSN Sep 29 #12

Nope, tdump has them.nt Phoenix61 Sep 29 #13

Coulda been worse. Coulda been an axe instead of a skateboard. rsdsharp Sep 29 #16

LOL! tblue37 Sep 29 #17

For a real laugh,Google up Ed Ames tomahawk BattleRow Sep 29 #67

Cool trick, Pete. You can show off those mad skillz at your military pep rally. tanyev Sep 29 #18

He has peas, not nuts. twodogsbarking Sep 29 #19

Nice Aim there Whiskey Pete! Sane1 Sep 29 #20

The only person hired who was actually qualified for their job IronLionZion Sep 29 #21

trump already collected Hegseth's balls, beforehand. (nt) Paladin Sep 29 #22

Is this new or back from his Fox News days? Takket Sep 29 #24

January 7, 2023 Celerity Sep 29 #65

I think that was a year or two ago when he was a "Friend"...but still haele Sep 29 #25

He has steroid arms and a head to match. He is a piece of shit. Klarkashton Sep 29 #26

Thanks for the chuckle. I needed one. question everything Sep 29 #28

Lol..me too BlueWaveNeverEnd Sep 29 #32

That would have hurt 😢 sheshe2 Sep 29 #31

He was totally faking it BaronChocula Sep 29 #34

From now on he shall be known as Blueballs Pete. Dave Bowman Sep 29 #36

Perfect accessory with that shiny polyester electric blue sheshe2 Sep 29 #42

Makes him look like PeeWee Herman. tblue37 Sep 29 #47

Oh my gosh, you are right, tblue. sheshe2 Sep 29 #64

Purple Heart Hegseth 2na fisherman Sep 29 #39

It's natural LilElf70 Sep 29 #40

Bluesky comments: sop Sep 29 #41

Ow my balls orangecrush Sep 29 #43

I was gonna be pissed if the headline was metaphorical prodigitalson Sep 29 #46

Who wears athletic shoes with a suit? louis-t Sep 29 #49

To be fair, he probably put them on to skateboard TommyT139 Sep 29 #59

Millions of people wear trainers with a suit. It's been a legit look for ages. Celerity Sep 30 #70

Good! I hope it hurt bigly! Grim Chieftain Sep 29 #50

action figure... orleans Sep 29 #51

There's a metaphor there somewhere. Sneederbunk Sep 29 #52

That is some Warrior Ethos right there Blue Owl Sep 29 #53

Isn't the angled. part of the skateboard itself Norbert Sep 29 #54

What the hell is he doing fucking around on TV with Fox assholes ashredux Sep 29 #55

This is from his time on FOX. tblue37 Sep 29 #57

Idiot FirefighterJo Sep 29 #56

Performative 🙄 live love laugh Sep 29 #61

Don't worry, it didn't hurt that bad. LudwigPastorius Sep 29 #62

"Oh, no, Mr. Bill!" CTyankee Sep 29 #66

There are a lot of ous old timers here. I bet most or all of us remember Mr. Bill. tblue37 Sep 30 #72

The new host of "Ow! My Balls!" Ruby the Liberal Sep 30 #71