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20. We wish! nt

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Sun Sep 28, 2025, 11:44 AM

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sep 28 OP

He came so close yesterday, but alas... surfered Sep 28 #1

Lol SheltieLover Sep 28 #12

Collapsed trying so hard wiff his tiny widdle hands to get the child safety cap off of his Aceto- Aceto- TYLENOL bottle. 2MuchNoise Sep 28 #2

Stoned to death SocialDemocrat61 Sep 28 #3

Probably after driving his golf cart onto the green GopherGal Sep 28 #21

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 28 #4

Soon, we hope. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾 surfered Sep 28 #5

Yesterday, or 79 yrs ago would've both worked, too! SheltieLover Sep 28 #14

79 years ago would have been optimal. His mother just didn't take enough Tylenol. surfered Sep 28 #18

Sad... SheltieLover Sep 28 #24

Keep it on ice! SheltieLover Sep 28 #13

Iced by an AI escalator Wicked Blue Sep 28 #6

Dragged out to sea by the turning tides... Blue Owl Sep 28 #7

Electric sharks, by chance? SheltieLover Sep 28 #15

I'm not fussy! Blue Owl Sep 29 #31

Me either! SheltieLover Sep 29 #33

"Still, NO?..." hlthe2b Sep 28 #8

Natasha got brave & slipped some tea into his diet coke? SheltieLover Sep 28 #9

Not yesterday or last night, damn, but, soon hopefully. republianmushroom Sep 28 #10

Maybe he'll get that ridiculous tie caught in an "unsabataged" escalator soon! txwhitedove Sep 28 #11

That would work! SheltieLover Sep 28 #16

Walks under a Democratic tree that dumps all his yellow leaves at once, suffocating him. generalbetrayus Sep 28 #17

A species of antifasuffacatus surfered Sep 28 #19

... SheltieLover Sep 28 #25

We wish! nt Exp Sep 28 #20

Best two-for-one deal in history! LetMyPeopleVote Sep 28 #22

Throw bibi in for the trifecta! SheltieLover Sep 28 #26

Clarence Thomas? No. nt BWdem4life Sep 28 #23

Dead? Did somebody say he's dead? ShazzieB Sep 28 #27

Nope Gimpyknee Sep 28 #28

No but putrefaction has started anyway. Dave Bowman Sep 28 #29

No but malaise Sep 28 #30

As of inappropriately 1:22AM here in NYC I DO NOT hear any sudden racous cheering, and car honking....so I guess he's.. electric_blue68 Sep 29 #32