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True Dough

(25,120 posts) Thu Sep 25, 2025, 07:58 PM Sep 25

Kyle Keegan
@realKyleKeegan

If only we’d known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.

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Anyone have a time machine??? [View all] True Dough Sep 25 OP

And the teleprompter! C_U_L8R Sep 25 #1

Where are these guys when you need them? wcmagumba Sep 25 #2

I wonder if that orange bag of shit... LuckyCharms Sep 25 #3

Sounds like a True Dough Sep 25 #7

"If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler?" (The Dead Zone) Jack Valentino Sep 25 #8

Where ya gonna git the 1.21 gigawatts? House of Roberts Sep 25 #10