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drmeow

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28. Dear Mikey "baby face" Johnson
Fri Jul 11, 2025, 08:34 AM
Friday

You seem to have forgotten that thoughts and prayers are only effective for mass shootings. As a MAGAt famously once said "you're not hurting the people you [need] to be hurting." Apparently you need to be reminded that these are the "deserving" Americans, you know, the ones on food stamps and welfare who never get bailed out or have the government help them out. These are not those heathen foreign liberal elites who don't rake their forests to prevent fires, these are "real" American who live in flash flood alley where people pull themselves up by their own bootstraps. You know, the ones to whom the government they love to hate OWES something!

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Excellent! Haggard Celine Thursday #1
Off to the greatest page!!! SheltieLover Thursday #2
He can shove his fucking prayers up his ass Blue Owl Thursday #3
Holy Mike: Your prayers don't buy you absolution.. BurnDoubt Thursday #4
Mike is a Baptist COL Mustard Thursday #13
They are confident they are 'saved'. It's why they lie and crime with ease. travelingthrulife Friday #31
Baptist missionaries SonOfNebanaube Friday #37
Then he should quit his fucking job and go join a fucking monastery. There is no purpose for that shit in politics. Karasu Thursday #5
Talk about the obvious. Augiedog Thursday #6
FIFY Girard442 Thursday #7
Does his religion have this verse? markodochartaigh Thursday #8
Yes. And others. 1Corinthians 13:2 ancianita Friday #24
Apparently, we do pay him and he prays in Congress. Intractable Thursday #9
It looks like trump drooled on the carpet. Quick, scrape it up and preserve Dear Leader's sacred essences. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Thursday #11
Did someone drop something? nt HarryM Friday #26
The scene would make more sense if they were looking for someone's contact lens instead of an on-display prayer circle. Intractable Friday #27
They're searching for a lost contact lens Conjuay Friday #35
Looks like a televangelist convention. johnnyfins Friday #29
Praying is coverup and excuse for not doing anything. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Thursday #10
He made a similar comment following the October 25, 2023, Lewiston, Maine, mass shootings. John1956PA Thursday #12
Kick and recommend. Absolutely correct. bronxiteforever Thursday #14
Thoughts and prayers Klaus Hergersheimer Thursday #15
It's called "separation of church and state," a concept fundamental to the First Amendment, found in the sop Thursday #16
So I'm a little confused.. Permanut Thursday #17
A Brain! BidenRocks Thursday #18
it's just a bunch of nonsense Skittles Thursday #19
Evidence has shown that intercessory prayer has no effect.. Permanut Thursday #21
Holy shit, yes, this. Beartracks Thursday #20
His new BFF Jodey Arrington is my Rep. czarjak Thursday #22
Representative Johnson puts too much effort into public demonstrations of how religious he is. patphil Thursday #23
I think he meant preying HarryM Friday #25
Dear Mikey "baby face" Johnson drmeow Friday #28
Republicans have no clue on how to govern. Emile Friday #30
sure they do poozwah Friday #33
All that Christians like Mike can do is pray... Jesus talked of taking action to help. Norrrm Friday #32
Thanks to Fred Wellman dlilafae Friday #34
He forgot the part about hand wringing. FadedMullet Friday #36
Pray on your own time Mikey, not while we're paying your salary. CaptainTruth Friday #38
Thoughts and Prayers is so woke lame54 Friday #39
The Republicans in Congress truly are morons. mdbl Friday #40
Republican thoughts and prayers Heftylefty Monday #41
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