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17. I am not a supporter of apple trees

Have you ever dealt with them? Every morning for three months out of the year, I'm in the yard picking that fruit pollution up. Apple trees are awful.

Now, sure, sometimes I twirl around casting apple seeds carelessly about the yard. But if those apple seeds cause new growth, that does not mean I support apple trees. They're awful, and I hate them.

And if I turn the sprinkler on after throwing seeds around, that does not mean I am pro-apple tree growth. I am simply watering the grass. Any implication I am supportive of apple trees is deeply unfair. My adjacency to conditions supportive of apples is something you're putting on me.

Why do people keep insisting I am pro-apple? It is enraging. It is offensive. My scattering of seeds and watering has nothing to do with further apple tree growth, and anyone who points that out is victimizing me.

But seriously. That's about how I see the "say nothing of Hamas, highlight every bad Israel snippet I can find, never speak up about antisemitism, and how dare you for noticing" people. It's like a game of peekaboo, where one party hasn't figured out that object permanence is a thing. You know we can still see you, right?