The Pledge to the Flag is bullcrap. Line by line analysis.

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3. On those rare occasions that I recite it, I say "one nation under LAW."

I ain't under no sky daddy, but I sure as heck accept an order of law, because without it, we have MAGA-World.

And like you, I'm just not into hugging up on a piece of cloth flag. Little Donnie Four-I's did that at a CPAC, and the poor flag had to join the #MeToo movement.

And the way I read that last bit, they're conveniently leaving out a few words. To be truthful, it should say "...with liberty and justice for all who already got it, and to fuck with the rest of y'all (that'd be the wimmin, the blackies, the brownies, the queeries, the injuns, and anybody that don't love our Ja-ayyyee-zus.)"