Trump motorcade blocked by goats on way home from arrest

[Tommy Carcetti]

14. OH MY GOD, THE PROPHECY IS TRUE!!!! From my June 2021 self-authored satire piece here at DU:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215488295

That was not the only idea that Trump's staffers ultimately decided against.

"We briefly thought about having goats with Trump flags mounted to them constantly roaming the Bedminister grounds," the Trump staffer said. "So, yes, that's right. Goat Parades. However, the goats we ordered for this project turned out to be...well, let's just say, not so cooperative."

"Basically, it was a massive, unruly goat orgy," he noted. "It detracted from the true MAGA spirit that we thought would best delight Donald's whims and fancies. And isn't that what should really matter?"

For what it's worth, when I wrote that, I actually had zero clue that there were actually goats wandering around at Bedminster.