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PurgedVoter

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8. Then she crashed the balloon on the boat crushing and suffocating the man in the boat

Fri Jul 28, 2023, 08:46 PM

Jul 2023

She of course got a spinal injury during the fall signaled for help and sued the man who saved her and got a huge settlement. After she went into politics she made sure no one could ever get such a settlement again, even if it were justified.

I realize this isn't funny, but Greg Abbott isn't funny either.

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She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat." [View all] bigtree Jul 2023 OP

Sounds about right! 50 Shades Of Blue Jul 2023 #1

Tasty! dchill Jul 2023 #2

hehehe. AllaN01Bear Jul 2023 #3

This!!!! Joinfortmill Jul 2023 #4

I heard a variant of this decades ago DBoon Jul 2023 #5

I heard that as Microsoft. nt eppur_se_muova Jul 2023 #6

Also a variant about a lawyer treestar Jul 2023 #12

Mertzon, TX Major Nikon Jul 2023 #7

Then she crashed the balloon on the boat crushing and suffocating the man in the boat PurgedVoter Jul 2023 #8

Perfect! n/t iluvtennis Jul 2023 #9

My late wife was a member: she sent me this years ago: GLBTS Jul 2023 #10

Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2023 #26

welcome to DU gopiscrap Aug 2023 #30

Somehow it's always a Democrat's fault, just ask any Repuke FakeNoose Jul 2023 #11

So true lefthandedskyhook Jul 2023 #13

K&R UTUSN Jul 2023 #14

That is so classic......spot on..... turbinetree Jul 2023 #15

Well said. paleotn Jul 2023 #16

LOL! burrowowl Jul 2023 #17

"you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, elleng Jul 2023 #18

That's a perfect description of pretty much any Republican. calimary Jul 2023 #20

Good one! liberalla Jul 2023 #19

Republicans will never change. Aussie105 Jul 2023 #21

Always loved this one. Arthur_Frain Jul 2023 #22

25 years ago it was an engineer and a sales manager. jg10003 Jul 2023 #23

All I know is the rich republicans are saving seven million dollars over ten years thanks to... czarjak Jul 2023 #24

"but now it's MY fault." Most "lost" people seem to prefer that conclusion. Hortensis Jul 2023 #25

K&R Blue Owl Jul 2023 #27

it was originally a joke about managers and engineers paulkienitz Jul 2023 #28

Hehehe malaise Jul 2023 #29