LISTEN UP, LIBS!!!

[Waterguy]

68. The jerk of the town, met all the other jerks on the world wide web and they formed the jerkiest

The biggest jerk in the town, met all the other jerks on the world wide web and they formed the biggest jerk society
because - what else did they have going for themselves anyhow

sometimes I think of middle school and the biggest jerks in the school threatening all us kids who were
first of all going through puberty and just struggling to find some self identity

And then, the first thing you can soundly identify about your life on this planet earth is that,
hell yes, some people really are jerks - but hopefully, later on in your life you feel sorry for
them, somebody really messed with that poor jerk, and I can only imagine what kind of shit
hit the fan in that persons family when they were young.

but then I think, those jerks, I don't know if it's something in their DNA or what,
maybe it's society, social media, too many late night movies like Mad Max, and
wishing they were The Toe Cutter because it felt like how things should be.

It's kind of creepy - this people Donald Trump seems to command
to say the least.

The Supreme Court he hath helped Mitch McConnell and Leonard Leo to create