I feel like DeSantis would

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3. Actually

There are stories about Fat Hitler putting his hands on people.

* He hit a teacher when he was a kid, and threw rocks at a baby in a stroller.

* During elementary school, numerous former classmates said he was a bully and physically combative with both boys and girls. One girl whose hair he pulled all the time said that she got fed up with it and gave him a physical what-for. The coward left her alone after that.

* He tried to pitch a classmate out of a second story window when he was in middle school.

So he was the hands-on type of bully.

DuhSatan on the other hand probably is the kind who talks big but would soil his knickers if someone bigger, stronger and meaner showed him a thing or two. Like my mother always told us, "Careful what you do, because you never know when you'll cross someone bigger, stronger and meaner."