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Effete Snob

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3. I actually started using it

Reply to highplainsdem (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 19, 2023, 11:39 AM

Jan 2023

Like if my wife asks me where the leftover spaghetti went and I say "I don't know."

Then, she sees the tomato sauce stain on my shirt and says "you ate the leftover spaghetti, and are lying to me," then I say, "Oh, I used the wrong words."

Like instead of "I don't know," the right words would have been "I ate it," but through some inexplicable quirk of reality, the wrong words just came out of my mouth.

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Elon Musk didn't lie but just used the 'wrong words' in his Tesla funding tweet, his lawyer says [View all] highplainsdem Jan 2023 OP

I saw that one a couple of weeks ago Effete Snob Jan 2023 #1

It has definite appeal for con artists and liars of all types. highplainsdem Jan 2023 #2

I actually started using it Effete Snob Jan 2023 #3

+1 - Thanks for that laugh. c-rational Jan 2023 #7

As long as they have power and control, they don't care. Initech Jan 2023 #4

Was it the untrue ones? n/t Whiskeytide Jan 2023 #5

And as usual, those wrong words just happened to accomplish the desired end gratuitous Jan 2023 #6

"I didn't cheat on my spouse. Not even close. I simply slept with the wrong person." Midnight Writer Jan 2023 #8

"In a rush" Effete Snob Jan 2023 #10

I mean, really! Do they expect us to check IDs before having sex... Silent3 Jan 2023 #13

"In a rush, he used the wrong words," Disaffected Jan 2023 #9

I work for a living, so I can't use his excuse. Torchlight Jan 2023 #11

I didn't cuss out my boss. I just used the wrong words lame54 Jan 2023 #12