Jeff Tiedrich tweet:

[peppertree]

6. Or that Trump, for all we know, might have started all this to begin with

We know the Fat Bastard was given to using mercenaries whenever the Pentagon and CIA wouldn't go along with some hare-brained idea (Operation Gideon in Venezeula, for one) - and of course, how vindictive he is.

"China won't give my Tootsie her $2 billion? Hit'em with the Kung Flu!"

"But, sir: that would spread all over the world - including to U.S. shores!"

"Did I stutter? Do it Goddammit!!"