Guy steals $1400 in booze from a grocery store...

[ProfessorGAC]

4. I've Got A Bottle Of 30 Year Aged...

....Glenmorangie.
I've had it for at least 10 years (it's still half full).
I paid around $225.
$1,400 for scotch seems like an awfully high number.
There's a major chain in the Chicago market called Binny's. I did see a $1,200 bottle of cognac there. Of course, that stuff is locked in a glass case and an employee has to get it for you.
I forget where I bought the Glenmorangie, but I do recall it was behind the counter, not on the regular shelves.
Given this story, this guy wasn't stealing junk. 26 bottles of booze, $1,400. Dude was stealing $50+ bottles of hooch!