Abbott wants to put teachers who say stuff he doesn't like on a 'do not hire' list.

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6. Today, as we restore parents to our classrooms, we welcome

the following parents to provide our lessons:

First, we have history, with Agnes' Mom, who will show that bananas prove the bible is true

Then we have physics, with Horst's Mom, who explains how the COVID vaccine makes people magnetic

Next we have music, with Sprocket's Dad, who will demonstrate how to build a potato cannon that could be used for a performance of our national anthem, the 1812 overture

At lunchtime, Amber's Mom will teach the girls how to make peanut butter sandwiches for the boys with a tasty layer of cheetos, pickles, and ketchup

For recess, Sprocket's Mom will show us how to blow up glass bottles with firecrackers

For our health lesson, we will all call 911 on our cellphones and visit the emergency room