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27. That falls into the Single God category

Fri Oct 29, 2021, 06:41 PM

Oct 2021

1. How many gods do you want to worship?

if the answer is one...

2. What is the god's name?
if (a) Yahweh, then Judaism
if (b) Jesus, then Christianity
if (c) Donald Trump, then MAGA

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A Flowchart for Choosing Your Religion 😆😄 [View all] underpants Oct 2021 OP

Nice Goodheart Oct 2021 #1

Does fascism qualify as a religion? Many Republicans swear that Trump is a God. olegramps Oct 2021 #48

No, but many RW religious people embrace fascism wnylib Oct 2021 #57

They embrace fascism if it oppresses other people. zanana1 Oct 2021 #60

Where is the MAGA religion? nt doc03 Oct 2021 #2

Under Are You Rich and Insane / YES, add... localroger Oct 2021 #11

That falls into the Single God category jmowreader Oct 2021 #27

They want God to worship them, hence zero on the first q carpetbagger Oct 2021 #61

This chart predates MAGAism. It needs updating. nt. Mariana Oct 2021 #38

This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Oct 2021 #44

Jews love hummus, too! marybourg Oct 2021 #3

For me, it depends on the flavor and what food is going to be used sakabatou Oct 2021 #9

So does this Buddhist. Harker Oct 2021 #18

I'll second that! cos dem Oct 2021 #28

Should be alcohol, not hummus krispos42 Oct 2021 #34

Yup!!! Happy Hoosier Oct 2021 #53

My love of bacon set me on the one, true path. Kaleva Oct 2021 #4

+1... myohmy2 Oct 2021 #49

What if I WISH for a black cat, but don't currently have one? Coventina Oct 2021 #5

Wishan? n/t Harker Oct 2021 #20

If you're working on socializing a feral, you have a cat. Congratulations! yardwork Oct 2021 #45

Lol! demmiblue Oct 2021 #6

The Goddess of Discord actually produced this to throw everyone off! OhZone Oct 2021 #7

No place for Unitarian Universalists? Wicked Blue Oct 2021 #8

All hail to whom it may concern/ No creed or ism do we spurn... Hekate Oct 2021 #37

lol Wicked Blue Oct 2021 #41

Is that really a religion? The ones I know wnylib Oct 2021 #58

I consider it a religion Wicked Blue Oct 2021 #71

I know the UU history and wnylib Oct 2021 #77

The question for potential UUs stage left Oct 2021 #82

LOL Wicked Blue Oct 2021 #83

Do you like pasta? El Supremo Oct 2021 #10

May you be touched by his noodly appendage. Xavier Breath Oct 2021 #14

That flowchart resembles noodly appendages NotASurfer Oct 2021 #63

Boring generic Christian, checking in. 11 Bravo Oct 2021 #12

Social justice Christian here. wnylib Oct 2021 #59

Israeli Jews . . . Richard D Oct 2021 #13

I don't) over hummus. ShazzieB Oct 2021 #40

pretty much sums it up Skittles Oct 2021 #15

What if stage left Oct 2021 #16

You have it made. n/t Harker Oct 2021 #21

I Dig It! ProfessorGAC Oct 2021 #17

Kick dalton99a Oct 2021 #19

This is great! Aussie105 Oct 2021 #22

Here's a flow chart for you! ... aggiesal Oct 2021 #25

😄👍❤️ electric_blue68 Oct 2021 #30

More like a handyman flowchart Shermann Oct 2021 #33

I have a feeling that an engineer made this as a joke. yardwork Oct 2021 #46

do engineers have a sense of humor? DBoon Oct 2021 #74

The ones I know do electric_blue68 Oct 2021 #79

this flowchart has low reliability.nt BootinUp Oct 2021 #36

My favorites ... aggiesal Oct 2021 #23

K & R...nt Wounded Bear Oct 2021 #24

That's me and my flowchart. That's me when I'm not quite choosing my religion DFW Oct 2021 #26

Hah! nt reACTIONary Oct 2021 #29

Two thumbs up! n/t Pobeka Oct 2021 #32

I know a shit ton..... SergeStorms Oct 2021 #31

I guess they work at it instead of coming by it naturally Orangepeel Oct 2021 #43

No god, love bacon and hummus, and have a black cat. Blaukraut Oct 2021 #35

Pastafarianism for true believers MichaelSoE Oct 2021 #39

Bless us. Go in piece. lindysalsagal Oct 2021 #62

none Celerity Oct 2021 #42

The reality is there is no choosing Johnny2X2X Oct 2021 #47

Well, I did... Happy Hoosier Oct 2021 #54

Mostly me too except OriginalGeek Oct 2021 #72

Message auto-removed Name removed Oct 2021 #76

How do I get to "Unitarian Universalism"? JustABozoOnThisBus Oct 2021 #50

Wow this is great! FakeNoose Oct 2021 #51

The good creek willing and the Lord don't rise underpants Oct 2021 #52

The flow chart is DEEPLY FLAWED !!! Martin Eden Oct 2021 #55

Even within the single religion of Christianity, there are multiple paths. keithbvadu2 Oct 2021 #56

LOL SunSeeker Oct 2021 #64

Well. it looks like I'm a Wiccan. IrishEyes Oct 2021 #65

Me too. Haggard Celine Oct 2021 #68

Keep your handsome boy inside for Halloween... electric_blue68 Oct 2021 #80

Will do! Thanks for the reply. Haggard Celine Oct 2021 #81

Lol Joinfortmill Oct 2021 #66

My chart says atheist, but my stomach says Hindu. NT Bleacher Creature Oct 2021 #67

Not bad. Good way to make the point that very superficial differences distinguish many of these Martin68 Oct 2021 #69

Not A Single Question About Guns Collimator Oct 2021 #70

My religion is complicated. I won't go into all the gory details. hunter Oct 2021 #73

Message auto-removed Name removed Oct 2021 #75

I'm a spiritual person (not an aetheist). This is though... electric_blue68 Oct 2021 #78