BREAKING NEWS for those breaking the news: "We the people" are sick of the "Trumpification" of

[BobTheSubgenius]

35. Really.

We would have vastly preferred hearing all this all along, had the opportunity been available.

Has anyone ever seen a "reality show" called Dr. Pimplepopper? If you have never heard of it, I'm quite serious and it really exists. Suffice to say that people really do have some unbelievable things happen to their 'envelope' that need rather remarkable treatment. By no means are pimples the whole story. Believe me.

I was channel-surfing and happened to view a scene that I will spare you from hearing about. I had a brief moment of panic, thinking I might spew through my interlaced fingers holding my mouth. Fortunately, quicker thinking prevailed and I hit the "Channel Up" button again.

So, yeah. It's like that. That NASTY orifice in his face which I am lead to believe is a mutated variant of what most humans have in their own faces can have that selfsame effect.

Whether uttering a simulation of human speech, or just looking like the spasming anus of a swamp creature in its death throes, it is horrible enough. Couple that visage with some demented andor hateful audible garbage and you've nailed it.