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Cops: Shoplifter Bit Off Walmart Worker's Finger 1 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1540

Couple gets engaged at Wal-Mart, arrested for stealing sex toys (NOT Florida) 4 UrbScotty Jan 2016 Jan 2016 1 1943

Dumb Criminals: After Proposing At Wal-Mart, Couple Goes On Sex Toy Shoplifting Spree 0 Initech Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1670

@_FloridaMan gives fake name to deputy in hopes of not being arrested. Fake name has a DUI. 1 UrbScotty Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1628

Man assaults another with "can of beans and bacon" 2 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 1 1749

Car robbed at anti-robbery press conference 0 UrbScotty Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1513

This Is Why You Never Tell A Horse Penis Joke In Kyrgyzstan 1 jakeXT Jan 2016 Jan 2016 0 1702

Naked Peeping Tom wearing Ronald Reagan mask caught on camera in Vestavia Hills 1 47of74 Jan 2016 Jan 2016 3 1848

Woman fights DUI by claiming that her body brews alcohol 2 UrbScotty Jan 2016 Jan 2016 1 1671

Pistol Pulled During Penis Pump Beef 0 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1346

Teen hockey game canceled after Zamboni driver destroys rink 1 n2doc Dec 2015 Dec 2015 2 1785

(Guess) Woman riding motorized cart through Walmart while eating chicken, drinking wine arrested. 2 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 2511

New Year’s Eve Underwear Traditions from Around the World That You Didn’t Know Existed 0 TexasTowelie Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1516

Cop Crashed Cruiser Into Ditch After This Owl Attacked His Head 4 jakeXT Dec 2015 Dec 2015 1 1845

400-pound, bearded woman sought in San Diego stabbing 4 rug Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 2469

"Fecal Transplant"??? 5 TreasonousBastard Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 2072

Indiana woman rolls truck trying to put her shoe on. 1 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1372

Woman Arrested After Fighting with Husband who Wouldn't Stop Farting. 8 RiffRandell Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1873

Man who smuggled turtles in pants pleads guilty 2 UrbScotty Dec 2015 Dec 2015 1 1597

Man wearing only trench coat and cloth penis eats toilet paper in attempt to foil breathalyzer 2 47of74 Nov 2015 Dec 2015 1 1482

Funeral shrine celebrates fallen Texas A&M cockroach 1 TexasTowelie Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 2247

(Guess) man busted in prostitution sting wearing maid's uniform, chasity belt, and dog collar 3 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1681

Tin foil hat wearing dude in trouble with the law 0 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 2 1274

'Shop with a Trooper' parent leaves Walmart in handcuffs 0 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1422

Green light for driving instructors who accept sex for lessons 1 jakeXT Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1576

Moron shuts down Houston area interstate for marriage proposal 3 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1425

Alaska woman found with quite the haul inside her. 2 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 1 1649

NYPD: Candy bar used in apparently random attack on man in subway station 1 LiberalElite Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1326

Senior citizens die while having sex in hot tub. 4 Kaleva Nov 2015 Dec 2015 0 2357

@_FloridaMan busted for driving 110mph without clothes 3 UrbScotty Dec 2015 Dec 2015 1 1689

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Bud Weisser arrested at Budweiser brewery 1 UrbScotty Dec 2015 Dec 2015 2 1558

"Christian" author robbed movie theater cause Freemasons 6 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 2 2136

Dallas man accused of cooking Chihuahua on stove suggests puppy turned up heat 13 TexasTowelie Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 2324

Holding it could be deadly 4 Kaleva Nov 2015 Dec 2015 0 1880

Lancaster, Wisconsin man found guilty in beating 2 47of74 Dec 2015 Dec 2015 1 3781

Dumb Criminals: PA Man Takes Ambulance For Joyride, Stranding EMT Personnel And Patients 0 Initech Dec 2015 Dec 2015 0 1519

Indiana man arrested for stealing braaaaaaaaains 4 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Dec 2015 1 1704

"I'm going to KILL YOU!!!!!" LOL!!! 2 MADem Nov 2015 Nov 2015 3 1766

Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Robs Convenience Store Wearing Darth Vader Mask 1 Initech Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1580

Phuc Dat Bich Is Beyond Tired of Getting Kicked Off Facebook 3 William Seger Nov 2015 Nov 2015 2 1578

Indonesian newlyweds fried and ate alleged rapist's genitals 2 ellenrr Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1543

China ‘cloning factory’ to produce cattle, racehorses and pets 0 jakeXT Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1219

Mansion owner files lawsuit over Airbnb rental that turned X-rated 0 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1259

SC man learns the hard way not to tell strippers they are overweight. 0 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1222

Man throws sandwich at another man in Fairfax shopping center parking lot and flees 8 FSogol Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 2223

Fan ejected from football game sends police 20 dozen coconut doughnuts in protest 1 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1368

Driver's education teacher charged with DUI - guess which state? 3 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Nov 2015 2 1558

Millions of spiders infest Tennessee neighborhood (al.com) 0 eppur_se_muova Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1264

Rome enlists American falcons to hunt starlings befouling Eternal City 1 jakeXT Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1324

Cheating Accusations Mar Zimbabwe's 'Mister Ugly' Contest 1 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1367

Dumb Criminals: After Missing Child's Birth, Utah Man Calls Bomb Threat Into Hospital 0 Initech Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1591

Now Tennessee has an entry in pervert stack 0 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1262

Iowa can hold its own when it comes to weirdness part deux 1 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1192

FBI arrests (guess) man for threatening Pinellas mosque and leaving his name in the process 2 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1327

Woman facing charges for getting angry over all-you-can-eat pancake rule 1 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1425

Florida woman calls 911 to demand cigarettes, chicken wings 1 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1420

(You know what state) woman arrested after attacking ex-lover in fight over sex position 0 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1295

Gwyenth Paltrow's Insane Holiday Gift Guide Includes $950 Toilet Paper and $90,000 Space Flight 4 Initech Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 2465

Lee Oswald Trump arrested in South Carolina 3 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 2 1628

Massachusetts PASTAfarian wins right to wear a colander in driver's license photo 3 ellenrr Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1609

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Playstation pervert caught pleasuring himself over PS4 7 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 2031

Florida deputy too drunk to receive MADD award 6 UrbScotty Nov 2015 Nov 2015 2 2000

A fight to the death over last piece of fried chicken results in a death 1 Kaleva Oct 2015 Nov 2015 0 1540

New Orleans: No cabbage hurling? Parade injuries prompt call for restrictions 0 PoliticAverse Nov 2015 Nov 2015 0 1180

Dumb Criminals: Chewbacca Arrested Campaigning For Darth Vader In Ukraine 1 Initech Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1600

Man Caught Pleasuring Self In Costume Shop 2 47of74 Nov 2015 Nov 2015 1 1484

South Carolina man pulled down pants and jumped on Scooby Doo van 4 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1459

Dumb Criminals: Cyclist Arrested For Genitalia Hanging Out Of Shorts 2 Initech Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 2084

Drunken Irishman strips naked in flight, demands sex 4 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 2 1824

Washington NFL team fan receives oral while watching the game 0 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1322

Woman charged with McChicken assault 0 n2doc Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1262

Duck gets loaded and gets into it with dog 3 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1484

(Guess) Man arrested for stealing a spoon to eat Cap'n Crunch with 4 47of74 Sep 2015 Oct 2015 2 1890

(You know what state) woman asked for license hands cops a baseball card. 1 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1394

Telegraph.co.uk Man Cuts Off Ears to Look Like a Parrot (no, not Florida) 5 LiberalElite Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1560

(You know what state) man blames his dog for bad driving. 4 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 2 1786

58 year old woman has excuse for shoplifting stuff from Macy's 4 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1662

"Olivia Pope" called 911 from Iowa City bar 1 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1663

Meanwhile at Target... 0 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1365

Alabama Wal-Mart put gun oil in sports department. 2 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 5 1474

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