BREAKING: Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with aggressive form of prostate cancer - MSNBC Reports

[Rhiannon12866]

President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer. The cancer has metastasized to the bone, according to the former president's personal office. - 05/18/2025.

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Seek no more, this is undeniable proof there is no such thing as karma or god.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Agreed!

[buzzycrumbhunger]

3. Hey Karma... You missed!

I’d much rather see a White House-centered outbreak of, say, something horrific and fatal that RFK Jr brought back from his sewer dive.

[Paladin]

4. trump to say something unspeakably awful in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6,......

P.S.:

Fuck you, mainstream media, for all the shit talk you've been spewing about one of the best presidents of my lifetime.

[Rhiannon12866]

5. That was my first thought, too...

[anamnua]

14. Against my better judgement I dipped into Freeperville

Even more nauseating than I expected and I thought that place could not sink any lower in my estimation. I should have copped on after seeing how they figuratively danced on Jimmy Carter's grave.
From now on I will only visit for a bit of schadenfreude after Repub reverses.

[Warpy]

6. When you get into your 70s and 80s, you realize something is going to kill you

and beyond some tired speculation over how much pain it will involve, you become a little less interested in the kind of heroics pushed by doctors who are still young enough to be terrified by the prospect of their own inevitable deaths.

I hope he and his family are strong enough to insist on palliative care, something proven to have better outcomes in older folks for many forms of cancer than heroics like aggressive surgeries and chemotherapy. It certainly makes the time left a lot more comfortable.

Whatever he chooses, I hope he is kept comfortable and is able to enjoy the time he's got left.

[Wild blueberry]

7. Hey Joe, we love you!

Be well with the time you have, with your family, with every day granted to you.
Thank you for being the best president of my lifetime.

[J_William_Ryan]

8. "...there is no such thing as karma or god.'

Correct.

When the good suffer and evil is allowed to flourish.

[pimpbot]

9. I hope Beto feels like a sack of shit right now

Fuck that guy

[Baitball Blogger]

10. Someone want to explain to me how it was possible for cancer to get into the president's bones

when he had a doctor giving him physical examinations every year?

[anamnua]

12. Prostate cancer is a treacherous and unpredictable bugger that can slip through unnoticed

even when you are among the best of medical hands.
-- from a medical doctor.

[Baitball Blogger]

13. We should spend money on finding a reliable early test.

But we'll have to wait for a Democratic president to turn Trump's policies around.

[MagaSmash]

11. Why wasn't it the other guy; the Orange one?

[FakeNoose]

15. Oh no! this is terrible, awful, horrible news

If Joe goes while Chump is in the White House, Chump will diss him terribly just like he did for Jimmy Carter.
Please hang in there Joe, for as long as you can.