Marijuana let's the devil into your wiener says Republican mayor candidate!

[B Calm]

Opal stopped by the WIOT 104.7 radio studio in Toledo to talk about her campaign platform, which, according to the Toledo Blade, basically consists of “Let’s build amusement parks downtown, marijuana lets the devil into your wiener, and also red light cameras fuckin’ suck, amirite?” But apparently everything went wrong on the radio, because she ended up having to speak tongues at the DJ, Fred LeFebvre, and rebuke him in the name of Jesus, because he didn’t take her seriously.

http://wonkette.com/594898/crazy-tongue-speaking-prophet-lady-running-for-mayor-of-our-hearts

[Turbineguy]

1. Obviously, you should not smoke grass

through your wiener. Maybe she needs to do a biology refresher class.

[Mnpaul]

2. Does the devil taste better than pink slime?

He might be an improvement over some of the crap they put in weiners.

[leveymg]

3. That sounds about right. She must be speaking from experience

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

4. Barring the cannabis, wasn't that one of the Chaucer stories?

The one about putting the devil back in hell when he got too proud?

(Nope, I was wrong, it was from Boccaccio's Decameron.)

[leveymg]

7. Read Herodotus about how the Amazons were subdued by the Greeks

The ancients were not the prudes we've become. The devil has been around longer than the censor.

[NightWatcher]

5. So, the devil is in my wiener, is that why they scream "oh god, oh god"?

[freebrew]

6. I know, right?

[jtuck004]

8. Oh, I wish I were a Marijuana Wiener. That is what I truly wish to be.

'
Cause if I were a Marijuana Wiener
Everyone would be in love
Oh everyone would be in love
Everyone would be in love with me

...with the necessary apologies to oscar meyer.

[Mnemosyne]

9. Brava, brava!

[Fairgo]

10. You win!

I bow before your greatitude!