What exactly not to do on a date:

[DetlefK]

http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com/

- don't expect the other person to think exactly like you, view the situation from their perspective, no judgments, no expectations

- Romeos: keep it in your pants, don't try to force a kiss, don't ask for nude photos, don't try to save the situation by claiming that you meant nude photos of her pets

- Julias: there is a guy, precisely one guy, you are supposed to spend time with for the next hour or so

- don't do illegal/childish stuff like stealing from a store during the date or showing off your golfing-skills by punching a drinking-glass in mid-air

- when telling about your past, maybe skip re-enacting the monster-belch you were famous for in high-school

[Ron Obvious]

1. Also...

On a first date, playing "Pull my finger" is right out.