Religion
Related: About this forumIsn't it strange that Jesus is Risen every year?
Yet there hasn't been a second coming?

Walleye
(41,465 posts)Simply, when Jesus comes back to earth, ask him if hes been here before
Omnipresent
(7,018 posts)Never could give him a christian funeral
bucolic_frolic
(51,514 posts)unblock
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twodogsbarking
(14,469 posts)edhopper
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LiberalFighter
(53,544 posts)303squadron
(740 posts)Jesus....he's still coming.
niyad
(125,307 posts)3Hotdogs
(14,380 posts)Fullduplexxx
(8,524 posts)KS Toronado
(21,060 posts)when it ends with a question mark, maybe if it ended with a period.
BTW, English was never my best subject.
TeamProg
(6,630 posts)and a Santa Claus.
Even back then I definitely knew that talking snakes, walking on water, giving sight to the blind all seemed like BS.
Im sure that Jesus was a fine person, just not the same guy that religious conservatives claim to follow.
Major Nikon
(36,922 posts)Then you should be worried about your own class or lack thereof before you start pointing fingers.
Just sayin'
Fullduplexxx
(8,524 posts)Major Nikon
(36,922 posts)And still you have no explanation as to why you think Christians deserve an additional privilege on that day on top of all the other privileges they get every other day.
chowmama
(856 posts)I think 'What are you doing here? You need to be home preheating the oven. Timing is really important.'
I can't believe they don't teach home ec as a requirement anymore. And it should always have been for both sexes.
DavidDvorkin
(20,259 posts)Igel
(36,983 posts)Otherwise when you're saying you've had your 30th "birthday" the question has to be, "You came out of your momma's vagina 30 times?"
Personally, you know, once is enough, and, you know, oddly that did *not* count as a "birthday."