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littlemissmartypants

(27,712 posts) Fri May 2, 2025, 10:17 PM May 2

Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony

Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony

https://theonion.com/federal-regulators-hold-celebratory-seatbelt-cutting-ceremony/

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I hope everyone has a great weekend! Remember to drive carefully and...

RESIST!!✊️
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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony (Original Post) littlemissmartypants May 2 OP

I knew this had to ne satire... Kali May 3 #1

And that's our sad reality, if we let them steal our joy. littlemissmartypants May 3 #2

Oh I am fully behind the jesters and comedians Kali May 3 #3

I couldn't agree more! ❤️ littlemissmartypants May 3 #4

Full disclosure: littlemissmartypants May 3 #5

I used to have a giant comb Kali May 3 #6

I ran a children's program through the art council. littlemissmartypants May 3 #7

MiddleFingerMom Kali May 4 #8

I remember, MiddleFingerMom!! littlemissmartypants May 4 #9

Kali

(56,233 posts)

1. I knew this had to ne satire...

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Sat May 3, 2025, 07:53 PM

May 3

But still in these times. Totally plausible.

littlemissmartypants

(27,712 posts)

2. And that's our sad reality, if we let them steal our joy.

Reply to Kali (Reply #1)

Sat May 3, 2025, 08:57 PM

May 3

F that.

How about those big scissors though! All we need's a big clown comb and we would have a great clown haircut for our clown president.

Laughter isn't only very good medicine. It's also a weapon.

The mockery of King Louis and Marie Antoinette, along with their extravagant lifestyle and inability to address the people's suffering, lead to the guillotine. I find that comforting and encouraging given our state of affairs.

Thanks for the reply, Kali. Keep the faith.

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RESIST!!✊️

Kali

(56,233 posts)

3. Oh I am fully behind the jesters and comedians

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #2)

Sat May 3, 2025, 09:15 PM

May 3

That is how Zelenskyy will beat drums and pootin

(27,712 posts)

9. I remember, MiddleFingerMom!!

Reply to Kali (Reply #8)

Sun May 4, 2025, 10:18 AM

May 4

How wonderful that you were friends!! I wish I could have met him. I can only imagine how much you miss him. What a gift.
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