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BootinUp

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Sat Jan 13, 2024, 05:40 AM Jan 2024

Humorous and True



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Blockchain: a slow database

Crypto: an expensive slow database

NFT: an expensive slow database to store URLs

AI: a way to write slow and inefficient algorithms

LLM: a database that stores text in a slow and inefficient way

Chat GPT: an expensive imprecise query language for slow and inefficient text databases that often returns wrong results

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Humorous and True (Original Post) BootinUp Jan 2024 OP
All true. Will eventually return gibberish to the end user. brush Jan 2024 #1

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