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I'm so constipated (Original Post) Stardust Mirror Nov 2023 OP
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? EYESORE 9001 Nov 2023 #1
Drink coffe, and... lastlib Nov 2023 #2
loi. AllaN01Bear Nov 2023 #3

EYESORE 9001

(28,264 posts)
1. Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
Fri Nov 17, 2023, 11:32 AM
Nov 2023

He worked it out with a pencil.

It was a #2 pencil.

lastlib

(25,934 posts)
2. Drink coffe, and...
Fri Nov 17, 2023, 11:50 AM
Nov 2023

stay close to the tRump-dump*

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(*toilet)

you may have to flush 10-15 times........

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