Joke stolen from Quora
A gynecologist was having an affair.
One day while his ladyfriend was in his office he said to her, “Just for something different let’s just have a cup of coffee and a chat.”
Then through his window he saw his wife coming so in a panic he said to his lover, “Quick, take off your pants and jump up on the examining table! Otherwise my wife will get suspicious!"
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