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Related: About this forumThe difference between Republicans and a pile of dog shit is
after awhile dog shit doesn't stink anymore.

Ford_Prefect
(8,376 posts)Republicans are self serving, self made, perpetually stink, and never leave unless forcibly removed.
The pile will eventually decay into the environment and become one with the earth. Republicans cannot do this.
CaptainTruth
(7,630 posts)
Skittles
(164,294 posts)I THOUGHT THE LEFT TURD HAD A TAIL
FoxNewsSucks
(11,153 posts)Schmuck Assley (R-IA) proves that even when they're old and dried out, they still stink.
Stuart G
(38,726 posts)Ponietz
(3,707 posts)means youre just undigested dog-meat. Theyre getting there.
rownesheck
(2,343 posts)remember when it used to turn white? What happened with that? I haven't noticed that since the 80s. Was it something in the dog food?
Myrddin
(329 posts)According to Treehugger, the culprit behind the white dog waste of the past was a surplus in calcium. Dog food used to contain an overabundance of meat and bone meal, both of which are high in the mineral. Whatever the dog couldn't process ended up in its feces, and as the wet matter dried out in the sun, the hard calcium stuck around. This led to crumbly, mummified turds littering our sidewalks and green spaces.
Today, commercial pet food brands are less likely to rely on bone meal for cheap filler. They've added more fiber to their products and lowered the calcium content. The result is healthier, more-naturally looking waste from the general dog population.
Thank you for that info! I guess I could've googled it, but the thought had just hit me.

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