If you can think of a better fish 🐟 pun......

[Sherman A1]

……Let minnow…………

[Callalily]

1. Cod this be any punnier?

[Sherman A1]

2. I was fishin' for something

I think you found it……

[twodogsbarking]

3. I read your silly comment

for the halibut.

[femmedem]

4. What's that? Are you inviting more puns in the replies?

Am I herring you correctly?

[Sherman A1]

9. Why of course

We can have a whale 🐳 of a time……….

[mwooldri]

5. Is this click bait? Or aiming for higher plaice-ment? NT

[PJMcK]

6. That pun is a fluke (n/t)

[calimary]

7. I'm hooked!

I took the bait…

[Sherman A1]

10. Ah, you did that on

Porpoise 🐬……..

[czarjak]

8. What the whale are you talking about?

[Ford_Prefect]

11. If I must scale down to that level...

[Ohiya]

31. Are you fin nished?

[Ford_Prefect]

42. Only with the small fry.

[skamaria]

12. I'll have to mullet over!😬

[2naSalit]

21. I think I'm gonna pout.

[Archae]

13. The magnum opus of fish puns...

"Wet Dream"

&ab_channel=clotho98

[multigraincracker]

14. Why you bass turd.

[multigraincracker]

16. I sea what you did there.

[Sherman A1]

26. Well Played!

seems a little fishy to me…..

[Duncanpup]

15. Once again I clicked now I feel like a sucker.

[Ohiya]

33. Hook, line, and sinker!

[lastlib]

17. You did this on porpoise!

For-tuna-tely, I have a sense of humor. or I'd thrasher you, just for the halibut...

(I'll leave now.....)

[LisaM]

18. I'm floundering for an answer.

It reminds me of a little letter game my mother taught me when I was a baby.

ABC them goldfish.

LMA no goldfish.

OSAR.

[tavernier]

19. I sure can't.

I’m just here for the halibut.

Beat by two minutes…

Oh well… off to work now. Big day. Got to tuna piano.

[2naSalit]

20. Oh m' Gar...

and holy mackerel, what kind of pun was that?

[lonely bird]

22. Can't take credit for this but here goes...

There was a man who collected dolphins. Naturally, he wanted to keep his collection alive and he found that feeding them seabirds would keep the alive forever. One day after returning from catching seabirds he found himself face to face with a calm, quiet very old lion that had escaped from the zoo lying across his sidewalk. He stepped over the lion and was immediately arrested by a posse of game wardens. The charge?

Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

Not exactly a fish pun but I hope it doesn’t give you a haddock.

[Sherman A1]

24. Heard a slightly different version of that one years ago

But it’s still a great one!

[Permanut]

46. I think you should be penalized for that one..

for registering a dangerous level on the corn meter.

[Tanuki]

23. Sorry, the only puns I could come up with this early in the morning were

pretty crappie.

🐟 🎣 🛶 🐟

[Sherman A1]

25. But even at that

You made a splash 💦………

[rambler_american]

27. OK you made a funny

but I think it was just a fluke.

[Alpeduez21]

28. I don't want to carp but this thread

seems fishy

[Harker]

29. Would you stop if I slipped you a fin?

[CaptainTruth]

30. Holy mackerel, that's a good one!

[CaptainTruth]

32. I once found a dead fish, because I smelt it.

[CaptainTruth]

34. I was going to play a song about fish puns on my guitar, but it's out of tuna.

[CaptainTruth]

35. I laughed so hard I hurt myself, I need a sturgeon!

[dickthegrouch]

36. I trout salmonchanted evening

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Might have a few responses

[ShazzieB]

37. Can I come up with a fish pun?

Walleye don't know. I guess I shad give it a try. I betta could think of something. I'll try not to flounder around too much.

[Blue Dawn]

38. I read about a huge fight....

....at Captain D's last night.

Four fish were battered.

[Bristlecone]

39. I feel a little Gillty that I find these funny.

[CaptainTruth]

40. Did you hear about the ninja fisherman who disgraced his family?

He had to fall on his swordfish.

[Sherman A1]

41. Ah,

[lonely bird]

43. I promise...

Not to snapper at you if you don’t carp at me.

This school seems like a fun grouper people.

[dickthegrouch]

44. I've been waiting all day 'til app: yer loaded /nt

[Permanut]

45. I thought I smelt something.