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hermetic

(8,865 posts)
Sun Dec 2, 2018, 02:20 PM Dec 2018

What gets longer..

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
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A seat belt.

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What gets longer.. (Original Post) hermetic Dec 2018 OP
LOL! dlk Dec 2018 #1
I wasn't even close! Glamrock Dec 2018 #2
Ha! MontanaMama Dec 2018 #3
Gotcha! hermetic Dec 2018 #4
Good one! red dog 1 Dec 2018 #5

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