Heard on Steven Colbert tonight

[Stonepounder]

True:
Reporter to Trump: Do you feel it was appropriate for the President to refer to someone as a "Horseface"?
Trump: Take it any way your want.

Colbert: It is true that every single winner of the Kentucky Derby was a Horseface ... and they all had a little tiny man atop them!

[DURHAM D]

1. Every night of the week Colbert slaughters Trump or his family.

Interesting that Trump has never said a word about Colbert.

[fierywoman]

2. tiny mushroom probably doesn't have any dirt on Colbert to threaten him with.

I love the not-frequent-enough visits on his show by "Melania".

[ZZenith]

3. That woman who plays Melania is outrageously good at it.

You can tell she relishes the role and she’s one of the few people who can get Stephen to break character with stifled laughter. Super-talented.

[fierywoman]

4. I just love her! It makes my day when one of her segments comes on.

[ZZenith]

5. Oh, me too!

I got a huge smile on my face as soon as I saw her last night and she did not disappoint.

I hope this launches her career - she has great timing and acting chops.

Laura Benanti is her name. Had to look her up.

https://www.indystar.com/story/entertainment/arts/2018/07/24/how-melania-trump-impersonator-laura-benanti-landed-her-colbert-role/800297002/

[Haggis for Breakfast]

6. I love it when Colbert starts to lose it.

[ChiMike]

7. Xmas party music

First, you need to get to You Tube and look up and oldie "Key Largo" by Bertie Higgins, then:
Humpty Trumpty wants his great wall.
But folks aplenty say he's due for a fall.
Once Mueller got to him,
all Putin's horses and other Russian henchmen
could not put his sorry ass together again.

Mar a Lago

 THANX TO BERTIE HIGGINS).

WRAPPED IN ONE LIE AFTER ANOTHER, 

LYING SO WE’D GIVE HIM THE FARM,

PUTIN AND HIM WORKING TOGETHER,

TO KEEP RUSSIA FROM ALL HARM.

PUMPING HIS FANS WITH DOOZIES,

WHO NEEDED TO BELIEVE SO DESPERATELY!

BUDDY, THIS GUY’S NOBODY’S HERO,

BUT WE SURE HANDED HIM THE KEYS.

HE TOOK US ALL!
 JUST LIKE BERNIE SAID,
IF YOU RECALL!

HIS PLANS WERE
 ALL JUST ONE BIG SHOW,
THEN TAKING OFF FOR MAR A LAGO.


HERE’S LOOKIN AT YOU KID, 
EVEN AFTER ALL THESE THINGS HE DID,

WE CAN BREAK FREE ONCE AGAIN, I KNOW,
AND FINALLY SEND HIM OFF TO MAR A LAGO.


BUDDY, DON’T YOU REMEMBER?

HE SOLD US ALL THESE PARTS,
THEN CHARGED IT TO OUR CREDIT CARD

AND TOLD US HE DIDN’T GIVE A FART.

PLEASE SAY YOU’VE LEARNED!

AND NOT TO DO IT AGAIN

IT’S OUR COUNTRY STILL

BUDDY, THIS CAN’T BE THE END!

HE TOOK US ALL

(HE TOOK US ALL)

JUST LIKE BERNIE SAID,
IF YOU RECALL!

STARTING FROM DAY ONE, 
JUST ONE BIG SHOW,

THEN TAKING OFF FOR MAR A LAGO.



HERE’S LOOKIN AT YOU KID,

AFTER ALL THE THINGS HE DID!

WE CAN BREAK FREE ONCE AGAIN, I KNOW,

AND SEND HIM OFF TO MAR A LAGO.


WE HAD IT ALL…..