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Norrrm

(1,566 posts) Thu May 8, 2025, 11:07 AM May 8

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When the kids get fussy, you can rock them to sleep

When the kids get fussy, you can rock them to sleep.
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About a two pound rock will do it.

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When the kids get fussy, you can rock them to sleep (Original Post) Norrrm May 8 OP

Not remotely amusing. PoindexterOglethorpe May 8 #1

You really took that seriously!?!?!? Norrrm May 8 #3

Just play some Chuck Berry DBoon May 8 #2

Yes, I took it seriously as would anyone who was PoindexterOglethorpe May 8 #4

OK. Now you're making fun of people with prostate cancer. Norrrm Friday #5

What should I make fun of instead? PoindexterOglethorpe Saturday #6

PoindexterOglethorpe

(27,850 posts)

1. Not remotely amusing.

Reply to Norrrm (Original post)

Thu May 8, 2025, 11:08 AM

May 8

Maiming your child? Really?

Norrrm

(1,566 posts)

3. You really took that seriously!?!?!?

Reply to PoindexterOglethorpe (Reply #1)

Thu May 8, 2025, 11:13 AM

May 8

DBoon

(23,706 posts)

2. Just play some Chuck Berry

Reply to Norrrm (Original post)

Thu May 8, 2025, 11:13 AM

May 8

That will rock anyone

PoindexterOglethorpe

(27,850 posts)

4. Yes, I took it seriously as would anyone who was

Reply to DBoon (Reply #2)

Thu May 8, 2025, 03:25 PM

May 8

beaten by a parent as a child.

I dunno, let's consider doing prostate surgery without anesthesia. I bet that would be hilarious.

Norrrm

(1,566 posts)

5. OK. Now you're making fun of people with prostate cancer.

Reply to PoindexterOglethorpe (Reply #4)

Fri May 16, 2025, 09:43 PM

Friday

PoindexterOglethorpe

(27,850 posts)

6. What should I make fun of instead?

Reply to Norrrm (Reply #5)

Sat May 17, 2025, 09:13 PM

Saturday

What is as amusing as beating your children? I could go very Un-PC and suggest beating your spouse is hilarious? Torturing cats and dogs is good?

Again, having been beaten by a parent, the suggestion of hitting your kid with a rock is beyond offensive.

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