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MayReasonRule

(3,346 posts) Fri May 2, 2025, 01:05 PM May 2

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I laughed! But dated 2055? Bernardo de La Paz May 2 #1

Yes, he should be in his ninth consecutive term. Winning bigly every time. JustABozoOnThisBus May 2 #3

Weekend at Bernie's Seinan Sensei May 2 #11

He will be well preserved in formaldehyde but his avatar will live on. erronis May 2 #4

Oh shit, I want to outlive him. You know why. The party, peeing on him. twodogsbarking May 2 #6

He'd Probably Bury Himself With A Funnel In His Mouth To Facilitate His "Pleasure"... MayReasonRule May 2 #8

Sunday, December 20th 2055. :) CloudWatcher May 2 #7

LOL surfered May 2 #2

O. M. G. ! dchill May 2 #5

OK, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear May 2 #9

It's Fred's fault. twodogsbarking May 2 #10

OMG mamacita75 May 2 #12

Don't give em any ideas Nigrum Cattus May 2 #13

... orangecrush May 2 #14

Bernardo de La Paz

(55,760 posts)

1. I laughed! But dated 2055?

Reply to MayReasonRule (Original post)

Fri May 2, 2025, 01:09 PM

May 2

JustABozoOnThisBus

(24,130 posts)

3. Yes, he should be in his ninth consecutive term. Winning bigly every time.

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #1)

Fri May 2, 2025, 01:53 PM

May 2

Seinan Sensei

(969 posts)

11. Weekend at Bernie's

Reply to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #3)

Fri May 2, 2025, 04:14 PM

May 2

erronis

(19,719 posts)

4. He will be well preserved in formaldehyde but his avatar will live on.

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #1)

Fri May 2, 2025, 02:09 PM

May 2

3D reality - no goggles needed. He'll keep looking younger and younger every appearance.

The crowds will swell with adoring very similar-looking figures. All chanting in perfect unison.

The few remaining dogey-boys will be running the controls behind the curtain with a virtual musky creature lording it over them.

twodogsbarking

(13,697 posts)

6. Oh shit, I want to outlive him. You know why. The party, peeing on him.

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #1)

Fri May 2, 2025, 02:49 PM

May 2

MayReasonRule

(3,346 posts)

8. He'd Probably Bury Himself With A Funnel In His Mouth To Facilitate His "Pleasure"...

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #6)

Fri May 2, 2025, 03:46 PM

May 2

But I'd damn sure piss on his headstone!

CloudWatcher

(2,016 posts)

7. Sunday, December 20th 2055. :)

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #1)

Fri May 2, 2025, 02:54 PM

May 2

December 20th in 2055 is a Monday. It is a Sunday next year though (2026).

surfered

(6,776 posts)

2. LOL

Reply to MayReasonRule (Original post)

Fri May 2, 2025, 01:22 PM

May 2

dchill

(42,340 posts)

5. O. M. G. !

Reply to MayReasonRule (Original post)

Fri May 2, 2025, 02:37 PM

May 2

That's SOOOOO good! 👍👍👍

Wounded Bear

(61,969 posts)

9. OK, that got a chuckle...

Reply to MayReasonRule (Original post)

Fri May 2, 2025, 03:49 PM

May 2

twodogsbarking

(13,697 posts)

10. It's Fred's fault.

Reply to MayReasonRule (Original post)

Fri May 2, 2025, 04:00 PM

May 2

mamacita75

(165 posts)

12. OMG

Reply to MayReasonRule (Original post)

Fri May 2, 2025, 07:08 PM

May 2

Thank you so much! What a great laugh!

Nigrum Cattus

(529 posts)

13. Don't give em any ideas

Reply to MayReasonRule (Original post)

Fri May 2, 2025, 09:26 PM

May 2

orangecrush

(24,661 posts)

14. ...

Reply to MayReasonRule (Original post)

Fri May 2, 2025, 09:27 PM

May 2

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