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Zorro

(17,392 posts)
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 02:07 PM Apr 26

Pope Francis' Children Ask For Privacy Following Father's Death

VATICAN CITY—Saying this should be a time for the siblings to connect with one another and grieve, the late Pope Francis’ children issued a statement Tuesday asking for privacy following their father’s death.

“While we are sincerely touched by the outpouring of condolences from across the world, we request that you respect our family’s need for space so we can navigate the loss of our beloved father,” said Ignacio Vásquez of Argentina, one of Francis’ 16 known children, who were born on six continents to at least seven different mothers.

“I’ll never forget Christmases with my father, watching on TV from Buenos Aires while he celebrated mass at St. Peter’s in Rome. We didn’t get to see him much, but when we did, he was never too tired to chase us through the Sistine Chapel or play hide and seek in the Vatican Catacombs. To 1.4 billion Catholics he may have been the vicar of Christ on earth, but to us he was simply Dad.”

At press time, Pope Francis’ children were reportedly behind closed doors arguing about who would inherit the Vatican.

https://theonion.com/pope-francis-children-ask-for-privacy-following-fathers-death/

It is the Onion, after all...

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Pope Francis' Children Ask For Privacy Following Father's Death (Original Post) Zorro Apr 26 OP
Kind of stupid snowybirdie Apr 26 #1
This could have been a lot cooler... FeelingBlue Apr 26 #2
Agree 100% These are his real children... Hekate Apr 27 #3

FeelingBlue

(773 posts)
2. This could have been a lot cooler...
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 02:28 PM
Apr 26

If the joke wasn’t about fake promiscuity but if the “children” would be the poor and homeless citizens of the world, gathering to celebrate the love that Francis expressed to them and for them- as a father.

Missed opportunity.

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