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underpants
(190,668 posts)
peacebuzzard
(5,558 posts)enjoyed my Easter with your post! thanks!
Raven123
(6,666 posts)ybbor
(1,644 posts)they dont make yardsticks any longer.
CaptainTruth
(7,621 posts)

AltairIV
(855 posts)Thanks for posting these, quite a few were LOL!
livetohike
(23,415 posts)laughing so much .
ShazamIam
(2,858 posts)beveeheart
(1,478 posts)
Dave Bowman
(5,144 posts)Tansy_Gold
(18,167 posts). . . I knew that "facetious" is not only not the only word that has all the vowels in alphabetical order, but that BOTH "facetiously" and "abstemiously" contain them all including Y.
Martin Eden
(14,316 posts)When giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders at someone's house, always check for ceiling fans.
WhiteTara
(30,748 posts)I really needed to laugh. It's been a while.
alwaysinasnit
(5,413 posts)


wordstroken
(1,178 posts)Thank you so much, 3825-87867. I needed the laughs! More, please!
🦋 wordstroken
IcyPeas
(23,559 posts)This one freaks me out. It can't be right. That is so weird.
Pinback
(13,215 posts)About thirty pounds.
Heard that one on Car Talk a few years back.
Thanks for this collection! Quite a few good ones!
Duppers
(28,336 posts)THANK YOU sooooo much❗
littlemissmartypants
(27,701 posts)TommieMommy
(1,954 posts)Ruby the Liberal
(26,437 posts)Thanks for the laugh.

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