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Ranting Randy

(437 posts)
Wed Apr 9, 2025, 01:50 PM Apr 2025

Want to hear a Maga joke? (Wish I'd dreamed this one up)


So I'm having a beer in a bar and asked the guy next to me, "Do you want to hear a Maga joke?"

He set up straight, looked at me and said, "I'm Maga, the bartender is Maga, the bouncer is Maga, and the guy shooting pool is Maga. Do you still want to tell a Maga joke?"

And I replied, "No, cuz I'd have to explain it four times."
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Want to hear a Maga joke? (Wish I'd dreamed this one up) (Original Post) Ranting Randy Apr 2025 OP
Ha! PJMcK Apr 2025 #1
Lol... MayReasonRule Apr 2025 #2
LOL Martin68 Apr 2025 #3
lol! AdamThePhantump Apr 2025 #4
LOL mdbl Apr 2025 #5
Lol! Shortened version of the blind Buttoneer Apr 2025 #6

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