Idle thoughts from a retiree's wandering mind...

[surfered]

I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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I am neither for nor against apathy.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height ... which varies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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How can there be self-help groups?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you
a man who can't get his pants off.
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Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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Author: Unknown, but definitely on to something...

[Joinfortmill]

1. ROFL! Thank you.

[Arne]

2. Good collection of truisms.

[Walleye]

3. All very funny. I have often thought that about men riding sidesaddle, ditto about boys' bikes.

[surfered]

4. Yes, First hand experience on boys' bikes

[Walleye]

7. I have seen more than one boy hurt himself that way

You have my sympathies.

[niyad]

9. EXACTLY!!!

[anciano]

5. Great collection!

Thanks for sharing.

[surfered]

6. Kind of reminds me of Steven Wright's or George Carlin's style of humor.

[slightlv]

8. More than one of these had me grinning ear to ear. Thank you! n/t

[eppur_se_muova]

10. Oh no, not another Trump speech ! Oh, wait ...

[surfered]

12. 🤗

[Karadeniz]

11. Ha !!!