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Duncanpup

(14,476 posts)
Wed May 22, 2024, 08:58 AM May 2024

My friend called and told me he fell off the diet wagon.

Then he dragged the wagon into the woods set it on fire.
And used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.


Made me smile read this one had share it, I should picked up those cupcakes on way home from work this morning now i have a craving.

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EYESORE 9001

(28,264 posts)
1. I've given various diet regiments their walking papers over the years
Wed May 22, 2024, 09:10 AM
May 2024

Anymore, I have to restrain myself from erupting in negative comments when someone announces they’re doing a low-carb thing. I’ve done it three times over the years with fantastic results, but at what price? It always ended with intolerable gut issues for me. I couldn’t stop thinking about what it could be doing to my liver, etc. I can relate to the need for wanton destruction. Burn that diet wagon DOWN!

pansypoo53219

(22,229 posts)
2. i exercize instead. but i have side effect cholsterol shit. that i went to war w/ super tea(3 bags) + veggies.
Wed May 22, 2024, 11:40 AM
May 2024

summer coming, + it w// be mass quantities of veggies(butter delivery system). + salads.

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