Seniors
Related: About this forumYou know how doctors usually knock on the examining room door before entering?
As a courtesy?
Next time say "Who is it?"
I cracked up my dermatologist yesterday.
CaliforniaPeggy
(151,614 posts)42bambi
(1,753 posts)underpants
(185,853 posts)Did this doctor happen to discuss Demon sex dreams and possible repercussions with you?
I learned about spodumene , an ore from which lithium is extracted.
He's looking at ways to invest in lithium.
underpants
(185,853 posts)Person: I cant believe Kurt Cobain killed himself. He just seemed to be on top of the world
My best friend Mike: He fing wrote a song about lithium.
CentralMass
(15,444 posts)CurtEastPoint
(19,094 posts)trof
(54,270 posts)CurtEastPoint
(19,094 posts)Laelth
(32,017 posts)Its the plumber. Ive come to fix the sink.
I am definitely dating myself with that one.
-Laelth
Bayard
(23,855 posts)I said, he's running a temperature. The assistant asked, where did you take it?
I almost said--the kitchen. But relented and said--in his butt.
procon
(15,805 posts)We already gave at the office.
No solicitors!
Sorry, we're closed.
Password?
I am not the droid you're looking for.
dweller
(24,635 posts)and hide behind the door 😆
✌🏼
nocoincidences
(2,308 posts)The have some general question about my relatives, and for years I've put the same answer.
Still dead.
trof
(54,270 posts)Martin Eden
(13,316 posts)I badly dislocated my left ankle in a senior softball tournament (I'll be 63 next month). One of the nurses said "You really did a good job on your ankle."
She had an accent I misidentified at first, and I said "You British have an odd definition of the word 'good'."
She replied I"m not British, but I'll let you work it out."
It then dawned on me she was an Aussie, so my retort was "OK then, I did a fair dinkum job on my ankle."
She got a big kick out of that.